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How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
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I don't have time for games keep it on the up & up with me niggaa we homeboys right?
A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.
Like Straight up bird up my man
Commonly Used in large height differences in a relationship. Normally used to lift someone (the shortest member) until the two people are able to kiss comfortably.
Jaylin: Nessa, wanna go Up Ups?
Side Note: Word Is Best Used In Baby Voice.
when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket
<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.
Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑
Acquire money or items that you can sell for money By stealing jacking or swooping from cars houses garages warehouses or job sites
Come up/coming up: acquiring items you can sell for money by stealing jacking or swooping.
Tonight I’m going car fishing to swoop some valuables to sell for cash so I can come up;