fix me up

When a friend helps you find a date or a hook-up.

Fresh out of prison, Stephan asked his brother, "Hey man, your girl is hot. You gotta fix me up with someone like her!"

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beer me up

"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.

Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!

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tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

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dick me up

the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before

"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"

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spark me up

to smoke your friend out

Friend: you got da J

you: ya nigga

Friend: spark me up

you: aight

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Square Me Up

A challenge; issued by a geezer to look him/her straight in the eyes. A way of showing how 'ard you are to others.

Square me the FUCK up brov.

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Hit me Up

...is telling somebody to call/text or contact you when parting ways

Jt: "damn... dude im flyin, that was some good bud"
Me: "i kno man its some killer, if you need some Hit me Up"
Jt: "yup"

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