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It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.
"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"
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nah val shes bigger then that dont worry u just could get me up
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A 5"3 Russian girl who plays tennis and is pretty awesome in general
Valeria is still taller than Kim k
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Sex addict. Usually has big ass and titties. Brazilian and usually has someone of the same language. Names Could be Jose, Miguel, Alejandro. She didn’t give a fuck about you opinion. Sucks small dick. Usually fucks in 3 weeks of dating.
Me: Did you see Miguel and Valeria Fucking
Other: Hell no dude
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A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.
NO Valeria, drop them, you can't let people do that to you.
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