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A dick head that thinks he has sex with females. Basically a Kyle but not just drinks Monster but also drinks 10 Mills of his mum's white wine. He runs a Instagram and thinks he is famous
Me: Do you drink
Caid Vance: Yeah mate I also have sex with people
Me: woah
A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.
Kris vance the man, the legend.
No good volleyball player who drives a kia ria and has crooked fingers
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the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet
"Dude that chick that has horse teeth wanted to give me a sweaty vance while i use the toilet."
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When a gay man has a orgasm but when this happens his body does a little dance
" I did a Dirty Vance with Bob last night and he thought I was weird"
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a nasty dike who like getting tag teamed by fat low life hillbillys and loves getting cracked out and eating out girls thinks shes a man she looks acts and desses like a man she cant stay off the meth she loves the coke also shes so loose its nasty she is just a nasty losse dike (eeww)
hey did can you smell that guy over there..fish thats nasty
thats not a guy thats cassie vance
oh shit thats one nasty dike
yeah i heard shes realy losse
me too
yeah
did you also hear that she loves pussy
yeah what a nasty SKANK
yeah no shit
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Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...
1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.
2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.
1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"
2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!
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