Random
Source Code
Random
Vans are "skateshoes" people wear that aren't really used for skating. They are shoes for "popular" boys and girls and if you don't wear them you aren't popular according to the basic bitches and jerks of popular groups.
"Oh look Debra she isn't wearing vans!"
*shun
2👍 5👎
Vans are an uncomfortable shoe. It had its own meme for awhile, that was screamed by 6th graders across the country. Sadly Vans only claim to fame. It is an uncomfortable cloth shoe that no one has socks or time for. companies has gone as far to make off brand "Vans" of their companies. Lets be honest they did a better, cheaper shoe than Vans. "Good" Vans can be up to 30-50$!
person#1: DANM DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS
person#2:hiss
2👍 6👎
Yeo Vans R HORRILBE shoes dat real niggaz dnt wear...the pack is made up of 4 wanna b keblirs that need 2 get outtah hurr cuz dey r makin a bad name 4 blacks HAHAHAHA but yea vans r MOOKED!!!!!!
get @ Me if u wanna hate off D COLDEST
me-Wat R THOSE
skater fag-VANS
me-fuck outta here wit dem van jons
me-i rock dem Air jays b get outta here b4 i beat yo ass up b
skater fag-ok fine
28👍 168👎
The Cleanest, Most Icey Shoe Out there. Skater shoes, What real Nigguhs wear. Est. 1996 The original old school skater shoes and popular among bboyers. Thick soles, checkered, All diff. colors like rainbows.
Damn, Young L you got some clean Vans on nigguhGotta break in my chucks or my vans
7👍 37👎
An abbreviation for "Virgin Ass Nigga."
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
1👍 2👎
When a kid gets picked up in a van and mollested
Dude that kid down the block just got vanned.
6👍 42👎
A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati
Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.