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i. A fabulous excuse one comes up with so that one does not have to undergo the act of consuming unpleasant meats.
i. Uncle Bill: Hello there, young lass! Would you care to sample some of my quality, month old haggis?
Omnivore: Oh! Er -- no thanks.
Uncle Bill: But why, Lass?
Omnivore: That would be because... er... I am a vegetarian!
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A person who only consumes natural intoxicants, such as cannabis, salvia or mushrooms but will not touch synthetic drugs such as LSD or ecstasy.
"Man, I was so out of it last night."
"Really, on beans?"
"Nah, I'm a vegetarian, y'should know that, I jus' blazed."
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Someone who instead of eating meat, substitutes with other kinds of foods. The term is commonly misused and mistaken for vegan. A vegan is someone that doesn't eat, drink or wear anything that comes from an animal.
It would sure suck being a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.
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A person who eats only fruits and vegetables. Some eat Fish and Chicken, though i don't see why, Fish and chickens aren't plants, and therefore have feelings.
Vegetarians are vegetarians for a number of reasons, some including: they don't like meat in the first place, they don't want animals to die for their foods, and plants have no feelings.
Vegetarians and Non vegetarians can live an equally long life, whoever said they live 7 years longer is bsing, though Vegetarians are less prone to heart disease and don't eat as much fat as Non vegetarians.
Food plants do not contain vitamin B12, and vegetarian diets are usually low in long-chain n-3 fatty acids.
In many countries, Vegatarianism is misunderstood, and in some it is even frowned upon. Most countries offer Vegetarians support by writing on food wrappings if it is suitable for vegetarian use.
Although shearing sheep for wool does not usually involve the death of the animal, many vegetarians, especially vegans, do not wear or use wool. A common alternative for cold-weather wear is polar fleece, which has the added benefit of being available in versions that are made from recycled plastic.
Yeah, im not a vegetarian... And you call us misunderstanding? Fry me.
Most good resteraunts these days have vegetarian options :)
Vegetarians tend to be fitter and thinner then meat eaters.
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hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.
Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."
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one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you
Q:want some crack, get you high?
A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian
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yo we dont start fucking beef, so we aint fucking scared of anyone who says they've got beef, cuz WE VEGETARIANS
if ur boyfriends got beef, telll him im a vegetarian and i aint fucking scared of him
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