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Noun: An individual who dislikes parties and who sits and does nothing until the person or persons that he or she arrived with are ready to leave. Party vegetables typically become morose and withdrawn when in a large social gathering of unfamiliar people.
My brother's a party animal, but I'm a party vegetable who gets depressed if we stay too long.
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The opposite of commander in chief. A president who has no idea what he’s doing or saying, and is being controlled by others. They’re a disaster when given a mic without a script. Signs executive orders without fully understanding their contents. Whenever you hear them speak, you lose IQ points.
It looks like our vegetable in chief really did it again. They really need to retire and stick to spending their own money.
When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak
I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day
A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.
There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.
A word that was used by a user in a game albert was playing and is the secret word to get him to pat you on the head.
You: vegetables hulk
Albert: *pats head*
One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.
This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.
It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.
"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."
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1. A reference homosexual males use to compare their penis to a homewrecker.
"You want to take a ride on the Vegetable Wagon?"
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