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The worst creation of humanity.
Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
King Vodka's instrument of choice.
Electric violins are uber rad instruments that you plug into amps. Its not uncommon to see electric violins to have 5, 6, or even 7 strings, but they traditionally have 4 strings like acoustic violins.
Man, KV shreds on her electric violin!
The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".
*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat
When someone is self harming but wouldn’t like to say so directly
“sorry i’m playing the violin..”
the act of stealing one's violin to sell it to get money to buy some opium.
kid: somebody stole my violin
dad: probably just needed some violin money.
A comedy channel especially popular around younger classical musicians (although there is quite a bit of elitism against post-1940s Classical).
Wow, I miss the old non-elitist TwoSet Violin.