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When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.
"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"
A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.
At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.
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A system of government where the electorate (i.e. the people) vote directly on legislation rather than merely for a representative who then votes on their behalf. To scale beyond a few dozen people, such a system requires a high level of technical support infrastructure.
Virtual democracy is only possible using self aware computers.
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A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
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It’s a thing you want but can’t afford.
“It’s cool and you watch a lot of porn on it, you should get Virtual Reality.”
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1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
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When someone laughs in a virtual media, say the Internet (IRC, Forums, MSN, AIM, etc...), they are using a virtual laughter. How can people laugh virtually? Using a series of acronyms.
Probably, the first way of virtually laughing was LOL (Laughing Out Loud). Because saying LOL all the time was a bit stupid, someone made up LMAO and ROFL. These two have opened a whole new way for virtually laughing, since lots of combinations can be made from these two, from ROFLMAO to the incredible l33t ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC.
Note: Whoever says this isn't really doing the things they say, probably they aren't even laughing at all!
See also ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM, ROFFMGRUTA, ROFFGMBSAO, ROFCMAO, and even more...
Guy: I almost pooped myself, lol
Guy2: ROFL
------O------
Gui3: ...that's when he found out 'she' wasn't really a woman.
Guy(brush): ROFFGMBSAO!1!!!!!111!!!1
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