molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

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smoke wagon

A six-gun (Westerns) or a sidearm.

"Go on! Skin that smoke wagon..." (Wyatt Earp in the movie Tombstone)

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SLAG WAGON

A vehicle that is so frequently used for sex, that the interior is walled with semen.

Kate Upton is usually found in Drew's slag wagon.

Sap Wagon

A vehicle used for drinking beer typically an SUV, Truck, or a Station wagon.

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with drunk driving just sapping in yo whip!

Johnny: Dude i got mad beers but my parents are home!

Tim: I got an idea lets bust it in the sap wagon.

Ex. 2

Al: Im down for sapping brews tonight before that party.

Jack: Yea son lets hop in the sap wagon.

peasant wagon

A public service bus or train

I took the peasant wagon to work today

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draggin' a wagon

A women with a large ass.

That girls got a big ass. "yeah, she is draggin' a wagon".

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band wagoner

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"

Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing

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