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A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
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A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
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to become aware and take action before it's too late
Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.
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waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.
Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.
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Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.
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When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.
A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.
Something that eventually happens to a new black.
Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.
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