Where's Waldo?

slang used when asking some one where to find some Marijuana.

"Hey man, Where's Waldo?"

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Waldo Bulge

The bulge Adam Lambert produces in his striped rocker "Waldo" pants from rock night performing on American Idol 5/5/09. The pants resemble the stripes on Waldo's shirt from Where's Waldo.

I CANNOT stop thinking about the Waldo Bulge from last night.

I am craving the Waldo Bulge.

Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge

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Where's Waldo

Requires three guys and one girl.
When a girl is bent ass up over a table and blindfolded.
One of the men does her from behind never reveling who he is.
He then walks away and joins the other two remanding guys.
She removes the blindfold and has to guess who just fucked her.
If she guesses correctly she wins and has found “Waldo”
If she guesses incorrectly she earns another turn from the wrath of “Waldo”

Cheerleaders tend to like this game because they like a good fuck.

Men like the cheerleaders to play because they dont have the Mental capacity to understand who just nailed her so they win another turn.

Kelly's ass is so Stretched out from not finding waldo, Where's waldo now!?

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Skeeze Waldo

Adj.: when someone refers to someone as a skeeze waldo they are implying this person is skeezy and waldo-ish

:They can be quite sneaky and get lost in a crowd of people very easily

P. noun: Skeeze Waldo

Adj.:
Yo this guys a skeeze waldo.

P. noun:

(Mason): hey whats up dude?
(R. Low): whats up Skeeze Waldo?

In memory of Skeeze Waldo Donatello the raddest mother fuckin box turtle to ever exist..R.I.P

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Where's Waldo

When you cum in a condom, then slip it off and hide it somewhere random in her house.

"I pulled a where's waldo on her, can't wait til she uses the mayo."

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Waldo Done

To be verbally complete, yet no where near actual completion of the assigned task.

His work seems to always be "Waldo Done" and never has a good reason why.

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Waldo In The Cut

A "Waldo In The Cut" (male) or "Wanda In The Cut" (female) is a person who befriends someone in a romantic relationship as well as thier romantic partner, and then waits patiently in the "friend zone" (decades even) until they can execute thier own romantic agenda in the target. They may even take the target on "friend dates".

Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.

Girl: Didn't Jhene Aiko have a man when she started seeing Big Sean?

Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.

Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.

Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?

Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...

Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.

Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...

Guy: Already grabbed it for you.