Wallet Tease

A person who, knowing that there friend/ significant other will insist on paying, reaches for their wallet as if to pay. But in reality, they're broke as hell.

I just saw Jim wallet tease Sam. What a douche bag.

Vegas Wallet

A wallet full of $100 bills, often making it thicker than normal and hard to close.

Ed: Did you see the sick Vegas wallet John had on last night, he could hardly fit it in his pants!

Gary: I know!

flesh wallet

shaved vagina.

damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet

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wallet threat

is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.

"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.

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Pussy Wallet

When a girls pussy is so loose, she can keep her spare change in there
Also known as a pussy purse.

Man: why dat girl be walking like dat?
Woman: Shes got that pussy wallet going on!

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cock wallet

A crude term for a woman's reproductive organs.

Did you see that video of that guy fucking Paris Hilton's cock wallet?

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prison wallet

rectum. Used in smuggling contraband into a facility or moving contraband within secure areas of a facility. Also simply as "wallet"

C/O: When Hoskins comes in from the work detail, take him to medical for a cavity search. I hear he's packing dope in his prison wallet

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