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A big ass store built in most neighborhoods and in many countries
Many black people supposedly shop here because of their "low prices" which are most of the time non-existent.
Walmart's seem to be the place where all the weirdest shit happens for example :
People walking around butt naked,
People taking shits in the middle of aisles
Ratchet hoes walking around with leggings the same color as their skin etc etc
Basically Walmart is as popular as McDonalds or Popeyes for black people (fuck KFC)
Walmarts have everything, from pillows, to bootleg Tv's, to cheddar cheese.
Most Walmarts are open 24 hours so you can go in at 3am to go get your Vaseline
They also have a nail salon that only poor ratchet black women go to (and probably DJ Khaled since he loves to get his nails done) Just some advice, when going to a Walmart be prepared to see some scary shit
Felicia: Hey girl where'd you get your nails did?
Shaquanda: Girl yous already know I only go to Walmart
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The only mega-corporation that can turn surburban America into a haven for whitetrash. The people who shop there are digusting (especially in the desert southwest)and the employees are disgusting. Many of them need to shower, dont speak English, aren't helpful, aren't customer-service friendly, dont have professional skills, don't have people skills and lack an education. Many of its employees are either ex-cons who are just waiting to steal your identity, black men with dreadlocks who wear pants that are ten sizes to big that are worn below their ass as if they were falling down or illegal immigrants who cant speak a damb word of English who are rude and dont give a crap about your customer-service needs. Hell, ALL of their janitors are here illegaly anyway. You go into a department asking where a product is and their piece-of-crap employees say, "I don't know, sir" and walk away with out the 2-seconds of care in the world to find out. I shouldn't be too surpised because the employees are treating the customer the exact same way they are treated by the company. I admit that I am anti-Walmart.
Walmart is a piece-of-crap company with piece-of-crap workers and a piece-of-crap, anit-American philosophy that gives Capitalism a bad name. This company needs to be investigated by the Justice Deaprtment, the Department of Labor and the Federal Trade Commission and its CEO thrown in jail. I DESPISE everything about Walmart and hope they go out of business one of these days.
ME: "Excuse me, sir but do you carry the Panteen brand of shampoo? I am finding everything else but that."
EMPLOYEE: "I don't know, sir."
ME: "Can you find out?"
EMPLOYEE: "It's not my department."
ME: "Nevermind, jerkoff. I want to see your supervisor."
EMPLOYEE: "Whatever, homie. Piece"
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Its what i call having sex because it is often the excuse i use to get out of the house to go have sex.
Calls up girl and ask if she wants to go to "WALMART"
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proof that god has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me go in and look around at all the employees and customers.
Oh my god look at that guy he has to shop at walmart.
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A place where if you are white, you will be the only one for miles. Unfortunately it is true. Most hispanics, arabs, and white trash shop here. Average people shop here on occasion for their cheap ass prices. In some eyes it, is communism in its purest form. In some eyes, it is the only damn price you can get shit for because you work at McDonalds.
Damn, where did Sue go?
I don't know. She got lost in that crowd of Mexicans. DAMN YOU WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A racial slur directed towards white people, usually refering to trailer trash.
Dude 1:That trailer trash in the trailer down the street got pregnant again.
Dude 2: Who would hit that walmart?
Dude 1: Her brother, all them walmarts can get is their family members.
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A store that large numbers of Americans claim to hate because it "hurts small businesses", but always make the excuse, "I only shop there if I have to" to rationalize their hypocritical purchases at WalMart.
"I hate WalMart. I only shop there if I have to."
"It's a free country and there is no obligation as a U. S. citizen to buy anything at WalMart."
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