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A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.
Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!
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Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"
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An annoying and obnoxious individual. Someone who thinks they know it all but are actually trash at whatever it is that they’re doing. Someone who brings animosity to every situation that they’re in.
Levi, I can’t believe Mike is at it again. He’s a little prick weasel.
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A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.
"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."
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An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.
"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."
A fairly new slang term for the penis
I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!
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