Western women

Women who live in the west continents of earth.

-I don’t like western women
-That’s too vague of a statement to be true.
-but social media said it’s true
-don’t believe everything you see on the internet

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Get Western

A phrase heard during arguments and fights on industrial construction sites and in the oil & gas fields of Texas and New Mexico meaning that the individual is willing to escalate the fight to the point a gun is involved

"You keep runnin' your mouth like that and I'm liable to get western with you."

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western sensitivity

The idealism commonly characteristic of of people living in the West, especially the western U.S. The inability to accept the gravity and reality of how the rest of the world lives.

"Ones' inability to comprehend & absolute offense to accept another persons cultural beliefs is an obvious sign of their western sensitivity."

"They suffer from western sensitivity, when observing someone living outside of their belief system, they lose their shit and try to force their ideals on them."

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Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

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toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy

Man did you see that toasted western walk by?

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western blot

When you are banging your partner while he/she is in reverse cowgirl position (cowboy hat optional), you observe that his/her anus is a little feces-stained. Thus, being the generous fucker that you are, you grab a tissue and wipe your partner clean.

After a long day at lab, I was looking to pin Sarah down and do her from behind. Maybe try out the old nasty western blot.

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western branch

A high-school in the 757 that is full of stuck up rich kids and fuckboys

"Did you hear that she is dating a guy from Western Branch?"
"He's probably a fuckboy."

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