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The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.
Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.
Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.
The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
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inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
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During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.
".......what?"
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