the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch
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Said when proving someone wrong. Often accompanied by hitting the bottom of your fist against your open palm.
Grind the wheat, grind the wheat. Make the bread, make the bread.
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The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.
I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!
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1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.
2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.
3---Evan Reynolds or Evan Arsen (his aka)
"dude you are being such a wheat trough."
"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"
"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."
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It's like an, "OMFG, thats awesome."
Taylor: Dude, i just found a twenty in my car!!!
Charles: Suh wheat, dude
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A white girl pregnant with a Mexican baby. The baby being the wheat bun.
Mary has a wheat bun in the oven.
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When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.
God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.