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When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 1, 2021

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


β€œWhen did I ask”

When someone replies to something you say with β€œwhen did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to β€œwhen did I ask”

Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks

Flop: when... β€œwhen did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop

by Clapped76 April 28, 2020

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


When did I ask

"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.

Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."

by RevoultionaryIdiot July 7, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 12, 2011

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler.

David

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa

by David Tan November 6, 2017

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

???

I guess it means they wish to see BTS??

person on YouTube: I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

G u y : Don't we all

taetae69: what does that mean??

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

6πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž