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A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)
Wifey NO!
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When you really want a girlfriend.
Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"
Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
A term to define a bitch who iz becomin ur Wife, like u is gettin pussy whipped. u get controlled and she uses her pussy when tightened over da penis gives the woman utter control of the dude in question.
Damn Mutha, you gonna leave your homies hanging AGAIN? Bridget callin u again? damn you gettin pussy whipped dawg, i'm tellin you that bitch is a wifey man
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Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.
Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<
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A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.
1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate
Also see: Wifey
"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."
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Wow. Where do i even start. This girl is literally the best thing that ever happened to me. Shes a blessing. Im so thankful for her. Shes always here for me when im sad. I hope ill never lose her. I love her unconditionally . She is literally the most gorgeous and most beautiful girl i have ever seen. If anyone ever is gonna mistreat her im gonna litterally come to your house and you know whats gonna happen next. No ones ever gonna take her from me. Never. Shes only mine. The day i met her was the best day of my life. Ive never been so happy. I know your reading this so hi bbg. I love you alot
Omg its Lenas bestie it must be Nadya (Wifey)!!
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1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious
John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."
Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."
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