Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

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wifed

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

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wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

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wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

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Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

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wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

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Wife

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

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