Tiggly Wiggly

A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.

Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.

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Uncle Wiggly

The act of inserting a slippery worm into the anal cavity.

Dude, do you want to come over to my house to Uncle Wiggly? I'll supply the creepy crawlers!

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Wiggly Munch

Blow Job - Oral sex involving the penis.

You want an example???

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Wiggly Jiggly

Wiggly Jiggly can mean anything you want it to mean! (:

Mom: BLAHBLAHBLAH!@#@!@$
Child: Oh stop being so wiggly jiggly.

Girl 1: oh my gosh i just got new shoes!`
Girl 2: that is so wiggly jiggly!

Random person: BARK!
Person: that was so wiggly jiggly...

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Spooktown Wiggly Crip

A street gang originating in Chicago, IL. Founded by "Ghost" Kanellopolous and "Malcolm X" Tipp in 2010. Based off of the OG Crips in Compton, East Side Spook Town Compton Crip (ESTCC). The gang loves OG rap, artists ranging from Mc Eiht to Eazy to D. Underground. Colors are brown and blue.

That Spooktown Wiggly Crip waxed that mark with a glocc 9. They be reppin' that brown & blue.

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wiggly-cunt

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

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Wiggly Tuff

1. Man who owns windowless van or shed.

2. Also someone who works at Chucky Cheeses.

(Mom to Kid) Stay away from that man he is so wiggly tuff!

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