Hudson is a growing town in Wisconsin that would not like to grow. It has cramped schools and many new empty developments. If you like small towns come here everyone knows and sees eachother on a regular basis and it has beautiful landscapes.
I've ran into Ben three times today and i only stopped at 4 places in Hudson, Wi!
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When your home Wi-Fi, due to signal interference, disconnects you in the middle of an important online task, such as a skype interview you have been preparing for the last 3 weeks.
Bob: Hey Steve, how did your job interview go yesterday?
Steve: I got Wi-Fucked in the middle of it man.
Bob: told you to buy a new router.
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Constantly trying to get a wifi connection with your laptop.
Joe got wifi by standing on the top of his bed after constantly wi-fishing.
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A long-distance high-five, often referred to as an "air-five". Commonly used when a friend is too far away to reach and slap some skin, such as in a crowded party, on the dance floor, car-to-car, or in class.
Hey man, lay it on me... *holds up hand for high-five*. Oh you're sick? Well just Wi-Five me then.
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Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.
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Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor
Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:
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im using edward to torrent porn
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edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
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hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
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you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
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WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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