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the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Benny-Oh god pls kill me
This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.
Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.
Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!
When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.
Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!