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When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.
The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.
Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
roland is an expression for when you're highly unbothered but still manage to do everything right.
-I didn't even prepare for that project, but still nailed it!
-O my god, you're such a roland!
Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!
“Did you hear Roland in the meeting today? He made me laugh so hard!”
A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.
Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔