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When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.
To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.
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when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.
"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"
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In inline skating, the move one ends up making with their arms if one doesn't properly bend his or her knees. This ultimately futile attempt to regain balance inevitably results in the perpetrator landing on his or her rear.
When I was rollerblading the other day, I hit a piece of gravel that sent my balance off. I started doing the windmill of death and ended up falling on my butt.
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This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.
C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.
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When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.
My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.
A ferris-wheel full of dead people
"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"
The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion
Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"