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When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.
“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”
"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
69th gear ... shall I say more.
She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.
When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.
Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.