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Best place to live ever.
UW is no.2 For beer drinking
no.1 For hard liquor.
-Said bye playboy magizne
And no.1 All around
Very real seasons. They hit hard, but its nice.
Party like its no one's business. which it isnt.
Cops are every where, But if you're a true wisconsinite. You wont get caught.
We dont all live on farms.
Home of the butter burger and Culvers.
Beer? we got it.
Liquor? we got it.
party's? duh.
Cheese? No shit it's wisconsin.
Snow? um yeah. A little too much.
Dickhead Scott Walker? yeah we got him. Wanna trade?
Second largest capitol building in America? FUCK YEAH
Awesome? isn't it obvious?
guy1: Lets go to wisconsin
guy2: why? all they do is go cow tippin
guy1: they have the best burgers, beer, and party's, we are going no question.
guy2: shit they must be amazing!
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One of three states (Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota) that have absolute hicks there. The hicks never a) leave the state b) think they're in "God's Country" c) look down on every other state in the union d) act as if their state is the only state that matters e) think they're hot shit and f) are just plain morons.
Apparently they're also all really poor and don't use credit cards, they only use cash. They suck at financial matters.
They also go up to "the lake" a lot on weekends and get indignant when you've never heard of whatever lake they're talking about.
Q: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
A: No, why would I leave Wisconsin? I've got everything I need right here. This is God's country.
Q: Have you ever heard of Branson, MO? It's the second most visited tourist spot in the U.S. besides Vegas.
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: No, Wisconsin didn't make the list, but Vegas did, and Branson is the premiere tourist spot for families -
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: Whatever.
Q: When was the last time you went on a vacation and saw something new?
A: My parents and I went on a trip around the state and saw everything that Wisconsin had. It was so fun!
Q: What are you doing this weekend?
A: I'm going up to the lake!
Q: Oh, cool. What lake?
A: Lake _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)
Q: Yeah, never heard of it.
A: OHHH! You've never heard of LAKE _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)??!! Where have you been? Everyone knows Lake ____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)!!
Q: When was the last time you went and did something really exciting? Do you want to visit new places?
A: Nope, I go up to the lake and I have a cabin there and that's good enough for me. We go up there every weekend and that's what we like and we don't need nothin' else.
Q: Do you have a credit card?
A: Nope! We only use cash! No credit cards! Can I send you a money order?
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Illinois' Largest State Park. A great place to visit when you've done all the cool things in Chicago.
"Hey, let's get in the VistaCruiser and go to Wisconsin this weekend: they still have trees!"
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1. A state where two fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki the Angel of Death, were eternally exiled to from heaven as the most severe punishment imaginable
2. Oshkosh nowhere
Did you see the movie Dogma? Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were trapped in Wisconsin for eternity!
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Hey "Adam", you said, "Wisconsin is a state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois." That may be true, but who has the better college basketball team? That's right bitch, the Fighting Illini blow your Wisconsin ass right out of the St. Croix River. Oh, What now?
Don't take my comment to seriously dude, I personally don't have anything against Wisconsin or its residents. In fact, Wisconsinites are some of the nicest people I've ever met. You guys up there know how to take one day at a time, and that's cool. People in Wisconsin are friendlier than people in Illinois. Though, I'm not so sure you guys are smarter, I thought all men were created equal. Wisconsin Dells rocks! Don't be hatin' Illinois or Chicago. The Illini rock! Oh, and we are better drivers than you guys...ha-ha...
"Chicago rocks, and don't you forget it!"
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A great state filled with Bars, beer, cheese, the Green Bay Packers, and people who love their High School/Hometown. Narrow-minded thinking of communities leads people to have very scripted lives from being obsessed with High School Sports to drinking at the same bar every weekend.
Friend 1: Hey we should text the gang tonight and go to the bar.
Friend 2: What else would we do, try something new or talk to new people? Hell no we live in Wisconsin!
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