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A pitiful, shriveled, stretch marked penis that has Parkinson's disease and possibly has Alzheimer's. Usually has liver spots and feels like a wet noodle.
I would rather take a two inch punisher up the butt than see a shaky raisin.
Fine clusters of excrement that have solidified on the ends of pubic hairs in the rectal region.
Also double as excellent munitions.
Andrè plucked a butt raisin from the crusty rim of his anus, flicking it nonchalantly at the other people on the bus.
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When you come into work on Thursday thinking it is Friday, just to find out that it is not. Comparable to buying a chocolate chip cookie only to find out on the first bite it is in fact a raisin cookie.
Sweet! Only two hours until the weekend!
Dude, it's not Friday.
What? Fucking raisin Thursdays.
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An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.
"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.
"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.
"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.
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An orgy involving a morbidly obese asian woman and eight midgets with reasonably dark or tanned skin, preferably being african-american or hispanic.
In the olden days, raisin bread only cost a nickel.
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A dirty raisin is a butthole that is noticeably smelly or has poop remnants.
I was slamming that girl last night and that's girl had a dirty raisin.
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When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.
I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.