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Used to describe the sound in which oral is performed by a woman.
I woke up to my wife giving me that fresh guac.
The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!
Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!
A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.
person 1: dude that party was nuts last night
person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...
person 1 : Mondo Guac!!
teacher: hey boys hows it goin
1. A man of Hispanic decent who makes delicious guacamole.
2. A Hispanic DILF
3. A "badass" who steals items under $3.00 from a store, collects and mods lighters, and show's off half-baked tricks on their penny board.
1. "Wow! This guac is fine af, whose the Papi Guac who made this?!"
2. "Oooh, Papi Guac lookin' spicy!"
3. "Yo, I'm Papi Guac, I repost dank memes on Instagram lol. Wanna see my modded lighter?"
That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.
Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.