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lilly-withdrawals

when you havenโ€™t seen your soulmate bestie bae for life in too long and you get withdrawals from it bc u canโ€™t cope w out her

hi i miss my bae iโ€™m having lilly-withdrawals for real

by June 4, 2023


Heroin withdrawal

The worst fucking experience possible next to dying from fire or getting ripped to shreds cell by cell. At the beginning it will be mildly annoying and will definitely not out wage love for heroin you will have before it turns into pure hatred. After some time, withdrawal will become not just stronger but can be life threatening. You will feel your heart WHOLE THE TIME beating at the same speed you can jack off. Anxiety will at level that is non-fucking-manageable. You will feel that you are going to die definitely at this right second, and you think like that every second. Everything aches, even fucking breathing, you will have no energy and will only be able to lay and hopefully fall asleep...HAHA XD Just kidding you can imagine yourself sleeping at best. You will enter what i call half-hell alive, when you want to fall sleep and feel tired but when you lay in the bed, instead of relief you move into a state when you can't move, you can't fall asleep. Its like ur body is trying to sleep but your consciousness just can't fucking turn off.
If heroin would be a woman, she would give you best succ you had your entire life daily every minute for 10 days. But suddenly at the day 14-25 she will just bite your dick off eat it and than proceed to shoot you right in your heart at least 50 fucking times.

People can tell you that meth withdrawal is bad...XDDDD to this people i say " F.U.C.K.Y.O.U" i had meth withdrawals and they aren't even 10 % of what heroin withdrawals can do.

1. Dude you are just back from clinic death holly shit what was it like ?

2.God told me i wasn't so good so he send me down to heroin withdrawal.

3. Jeez no wonder you woke up screaming

by MaciekDlaczego January 9, 2019


Cock withdrawals

When Shane doesn't have cock in his mouth for an extended amount of time

Shane always has cock in his mouth but when he doesn't he has cock withdrawals

by lil_shane_b May 22, 2016

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premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.

I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.

by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015


Sicora withdrawal

That sad empty feeling you get when you haven't seen Sicora in over 24 hours

"I miss you, I haven't hung out with you in like two days, I'm having Sicora withdrawals"

by Rageaholicsanonymous May 28, 2015


Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.

Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.

by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011

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wanderlust withdrawal

That somewhat depressing feeling you get after visiting a wonderful country.

I was in London for three weeks and now, I'm having a wanderlust withdrawal.

by Mermaidemoiselle December 4, 2013

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