Womb Tunnel

Describing a cunt! Not the insult version of the word CUNT but a real cunt on a womans body!!! Used because it is in fact the Tunnel to a Womb!!!! GET IT?!?!

I loved banging Lauren the other night! She had the tightest Womb Tunnel ever!

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Womb of Doom

The condition in which a life is conceived within the uterus of a person who has been infected by the HIV virus.

Source: Doctor C. Coleman M.D.

John came into this world through the Womb of Doom... now he is very sick.

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Womb Wank

Whilst your other half is having a C section to your first born, you slide your penis inside your partners vagina and she proceeds to jerk you off through the C section hole in her stomach.

My wife gave birth to our first born!

Did you receive a womb wank ?

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womb-erang

Pronounced womb-erang (like boomerang)

One of your baby-mama's that you just can't get rid of. You thrown her away as hard as you can but she just keeps coming back for more.

"I told my womb-erang to get lost so she should be back in twenty minutes."

"I got 12 kids from my womb-erang in new york, she just can't get enough."

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spinach womb

It's back!

Susie's spinach womb is back, baby!

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womb turd

A baby!

"She was 9 months pregnant. She was ready to pop out that little womb turd"

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womb baby

n. 1. Affectionate term for a baby carried in the mother's womb prior to birth. Alt.: wombbaby. syn.: womb child, wombchild; Antonym: embryo, fetus: (dispassionate/clinical references to babies prior to birth.)

The pregnant mother's dreams for her womb baby compelled her to plan for the nursery. (versus, The scan revealed a viable fetus.)

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