Won Hung Lo

A nick-name (in chinese) for a man with one testicle. A phoenetic play on the phrase one hung low.

Hey Won Hung Lo, how'd your testicular surgery go?

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i won the game

An impossible task
see: I lost the game

man: i won the game!
women: impossible

( both lose the game as they thought of the game)

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you never won

The start of the ToHH winroom copypasta.

"You never won. Was this worth it? You wasted all that time just to beat this tower. But yet, there still is a lot for you to overcome. This whole game is hopeless. You won't beat it. You never will truly win."

"Sir, this is burger king."

CHICKEN NUMBA WON

A grilled chicken breast sandwhich, topped with bacon, munster cheese, lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard.

The only thing one should order at Clyde's Restaurant in Washington, DC, located in Georgetown.

One can only order this dish by shouting it at the top of their lungs, so that the kitchen staff in the back can hear you.

"I'll have the soup for an appetizer and for the main course I will have the CHICKEN NUMBA WON"!!!!!!!!!!

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joe biden won

he won 2020 election

joe biden won 2020 election

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Won-Ton-Jon

Any boy named John who is fond of Won Ton soup. Usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. A Won-Ton-Jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.

Scott: We're ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?

Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.

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and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

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