faye wonging

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

Wong-status

(Adj.) Refers to someone who is extremely high and has squinted eyes because of it. Derived from the word "Wong" which is a common Asian last name.

"Wow, look at Cameron. He's so wong-status right now"
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."

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Kevin Wong

AKA King Kwong AKA Wongy

A little asian boy who loves techno music as well as passionate butt sex... not to be confused with squirmy Kevin who is simply a raging homosexual.

"Why do you have like 10349 chicks on your bed every night?"... "Because I'm Kevin Wong Bitch."

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wong

When you slap a woman across the side of her tit, hard.

Heh, you just got wonged.

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cassandra wong

The most amazing, most beautiful, most SPECTACULAR girl you'll ever meet. Her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining. Her hair falls perfectly without her trying.
Every time she smiles, the world stops and stares for a while. When you see her face and you can't help but think, “Man, theres nothing I would change”
Cuz she’s amazing, just the way she is.
She's the type of girl anybody would catch a grenade for,
Throw a hand on a blade for,
jump in front of a train for,
take a bullet straight through the brain for
Whenever she’s around, it's so dysfunctional
because nobody can focus ~~ she's too eye-catching
even the sweetest dream wouldn't come close to being AS sweet as she is.
She’s pretty without any makeup on
She’s funny even when she tells the punchline wrong
your heart'll stop when she looks at you
She's just that amazing~~ :D
She's sweet, she's funny, she's kind, she's loving, and she's MAD cute.

Boy 1: "Shiiitttt... is that cassandra wong?"
Boy 2: "yeah dudddeeee......"
Boy 1: "Shiiittttt....."
Cassandra Wong: "hey guys~~ :D"
Boy 1 and Boy 2 melt due to overdose of happiness cuz cassandra wong actually talked to them.

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Shorter wong

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"

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Eva Wong

An asian lady who is very beautiful. Very well respected and has a mind of her own.

"Damn.. she's definately an Eva Wong!"

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