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a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.
person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"
A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.
Scrooge, Wonk
/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour
Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*
A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.
Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime
That which is not mainstream or currently popular.
He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.
When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."
Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.