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to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing
been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?
can i polish your wooden shoe?
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When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!
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A wooden hoe is the worst kind of hoe, they are called wooden because in the game MineCraft wood is worst kind of material that can be used
Your mum is a wooden hoe
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What Old Girl Liza no longer possesses.
"Liza, you don't need no wooden teeth, anyways, I cain't afford to buy none." - Bub Palmcallous
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1. The most powerful weapon in the world, obtained by an old man in Legend Of Zelda.
2. The Penis.
1. It's dangerous to go alone! take this!
2. I played with his wooden sword last night.
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A sexual term that means using dildoes in public as a sort of protest. Usually in front of a clinic or other sexual place. It has also been done in front of churches. See also Public masturbation
Me and my girlfriend got our wooden signs ready for the church later!
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