Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

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white wrapper meat

Any kind of meat, mostly wild animal, that is in a white wrapper. Uaually from a packing house. Mystery meat. You never know whats inside that white paper. Scary meat. Could be beef, deer, rabbit, opossum, neutra rat, moose, squirrel, etc. Imagine a freezer full of nothing but white wrapper meat. Do you dare?

Im just not hungry if all you have is white wrapper meat.

Snickers wrapper

When you run out of condoms and want a snack you eat the Snickers and use the wrapper as a condom it's a win win

Wanna fuck! Nah I ran out of condoms but I have a Snickers wrapper in the kitchen

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taco bell wrapper

a word that is used to diss a trashy mexican almost like "white trash" but the mexican version

asshole #1: that chick last night was a taco bell wrapper

asshole #2:dude, i know right!!

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Butter finger the wrapper

A rapper who writes shitty distracts to random people if you ask him Nicely he will diss track your friends for freee

Guy: man fuck Timmy he’s an ass whole other guy: yeah we should call butter finger the wrapper to diss track his ass

dandy rapper/wrapper

Dandy Rapper

1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.

Dandy Wrapper

1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.

Dandy rapper/wrapper

Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!

Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'

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same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.

In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

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