read and write

What gangbangers can't do.

ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers

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Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

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writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

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write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

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Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

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Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

Alt-write

The politically correct way of calling someone a "grammar nazi".

Please don't refer to me as a grammar nazi anymore. I'd prefer to be call alt-write.