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The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.
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To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.
cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.
i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.
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Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.
They can smell fear.
Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"
You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)
Ghetto chick beats you down.
7👍 3👎
NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.
Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."
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When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
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Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro
Person2: imma go home now and cry
Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
3👍 5👎