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When you someone doing the free range perc 30 dance, the heroin lean, or if you’re just so blessed, the “combo mambo” with a side of chakra
Oh damn bro… spiritual meditation sesh. Street yoga yogi master is mastering the work life balance.
Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball)
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.
1.Person 1:Wanna go do some yoga?
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.
2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!
10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.
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The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.
The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.
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Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.
"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."
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when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps
her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog
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An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.
Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!
Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!
Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...
Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
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The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
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