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An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
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a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you
Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
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a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
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Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.
Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence
One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room
Me: not now I’m taking a dub
Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
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When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher
Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.
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Beating someone until their teeth are knocked out. Teeth being the "bricks".
I swear I am going to beat the bricks off you.
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