Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.

Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

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Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.

Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

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112 pound weakling

Someone desperate to look fit and strong to the world, and like anything that isn't a poodle.

You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.

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Hound n a Pound

To make a girl scream when referring to sex, a friend may be doing that night with his chick.

Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?

Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend

Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.

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Ground N' Pound

A loud, har fart that vibrates the floor and can be felt by the people sitting next to you.

Your Friend - "Man, I felf that ground n' pound come from your asshole and it smells really bad too!"

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