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when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time
person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?
Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with
-later-
Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?
Person #3: yeah, he had-
Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!
Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick
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Lead singer of the White Stripes, synonym for God.
Thank JACK WHITE I passed my Algebra final!
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Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man.
"I came out of that deal with jack squat."
"Here comes that prick, Jack Squat."
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Australian delicacy. One of the finest items available on the fish and chip shop menu. Consists pretty much of cream corn in a pastry/batter outer. Deep Fried. Absolutely delicious.
Customer: "Can i please have one Corn Jack?"
Fish and Chip Shop guy: "Certainly, that'll be $1.80, and stop calling me Jack".
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The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.
Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.
Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.
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captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"
"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"
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Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!
Some things Jack Sparrow says:
"Cotton's parrot....same question"
"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"
"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"
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