oooooooooooooooooof man who has an IQ of a rock
Hey theres dirty Dan lets follow him
oh shit I just slipped on the mud that just fell off his head
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Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.
You ready to meet Steely Dan?
Oh yeah, bring it on, I'm going to make Steely Dan my bitch!
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A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.
Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
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Term used to describe the purest of all Bats, gays , homosexuals etc.
In the moment that the young man realized that he was totally gay and wanted nothing but schwan to fill all his holes until his dying day...He stood up, raised his hands in the air and shouted "I am Batty Dan".
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Dan+Shay are a country duo made up of Dan Smyers and Shay Mooney. They are criminally lesser known and underrated. They have great songs and incredible voices.
Their most popular songs are "Nothin' Like You", "From the Ground Up", "19 You+Me", and "How Not To".
I just listened to "From the Ground Up" by Dan+Shay. They are awesome.
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when 2 men are having sex and the pitcher starts to reach around and jerk off the catcher until he ejaculates in his hand. then the man with the cum-filled hand slides his hands through the other man's hair greasing it back.
"You mind if I give you a dapper dan tonight?"
"Not all good sir."
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