Rural Dictionary

e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.

Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file

by On of the mods December 31, 2021

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E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..

I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.

by drunkaholic September 23, 2010

e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.

I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.

by Parish July 2, 2008