August 8

Ask out your crush if you want to have sex.

Guy: it’s August 8.
Girl: so...
Guy: it’s ask out your crush if you want to have sex.

June 8

Ask a guy out day
Instead of guys asking girls out, today girls have to ask out guys.

Girl 1: I really like him
Girl 2: well it is June 8
Girl 1: what does that mean
Girl 2: it’s ask out a guy out day
Girl 1: should I do it
Girl 2: yes

November 8

If you are born on this day you are the evil of all evils. Evil is this persons natural state and feels the most comfortable when they are happily indulging in evil. Their kryptonite is someone who is born on February 11.

"Were you born on November 8th?"
"yeah!"
"Dam I feel sorry for you"

8 ball

the ball you have to sink (at the propitious time) to win a game of pool

"bling bling shot on the 8 ball you muddy funster, lets do some charlie"

10-8

To smoke up. Get high.

Sarah: Hey Tova, want to go 10-8?

November 8

National no underwear day.

Don’t wear underwear to show all your friends how weird you are.

Friend: Hey ____. Can I see what underwear your wearing
You: Sure!!! *pulls down pants*
Friend: Why the FUCK would you do that?!
You: *Smiles* It’s November 8th.

November 8: DO NOT wear underwear

Yes on 8

Refers to the recent proposition passed in California banning gay marriage (Prop 8). Meant for use when someone is trying to commit a gay act on you, or do anything slightly homosexual.

John tries grabbing Matt's ass.

Matt: Yes on 8!