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A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn
A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them
friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden
friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary
A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.
Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm
Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"
Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
A place that never stops the cheese grater unless you say when. Can also be a dumbass who has 285 children.
I went to Olive Garden and it was bussin
Olive Garden is a bitch