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50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches
50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number
A word someone who is probably called Charlie would say meaning "fuck off and die
A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.
I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!
When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age
Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.
A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.
The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.
The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.