october 10

this is the day a very weird person was born

*friends birthday*
me: your weird
friend: how
me: because it’s october 10 and it’s ur birthday

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Tech 10

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision

Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!

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10:28

If it's 10:28 pm, it's time to do crack.

10:28 pm is like 4:20, except for crack.

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Rule 10

Any person that one thinks is interested in them, is not.

"Hmmm, I think she likes me. Oh, Rule 10..."

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10 X

when a person jacks off and successfully ejaculates 10 times in one day

"it took me all day to reach 10 X"

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January 10

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 10
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

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10-til

A BMW 750. This is in contrast to the BMW 745, which is referred to as a quarter-to-eight

Ex. 1

News reporter: "You've just won the lottery, what are you going to do next?"

Deadbeat dad: "Yea, Imma buy 12 10-tils. One for ever one of my baby mommas."

Ex. 2

Business chick 1: "Girl, what you gonna do for 2008?"

Business chick 2: "Not much really. I'll probably trade in the quarter-to-eight and get the 10-til."

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