Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

Season 5

There's five seasons /
Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION

The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

november 5

the day when you can hug EVERYONE .

*hugs a stranger*
stranger : bro what the fu-... oh wait its november 5